lol still alive

Not that it matters, nobody reads this thing anyway!

But since you’re here, go buy my book!

Fate/Stay Night wallpaper preview

I’d say I’m about 60% done with this wallpaper. I’ve been working on this for over a year now, doing little bits here and there. Due to the hard drive crash though, I had lost the entire thing and had to start all over, so that preview up there is how far I’ve come along in about four days.  Everything you see is vectored, with some airbrushing and the smudge tool put to use.

Tohsaka (or “Toesucka” as I like to call her) is done, Shirou is almost done and I’ve laid the groundwork for Archer. The real test is going to be the background and the chains, which looks time-consuming as all hell.

Waaaaaay behind on my anime viewing…

…and will continue to be for the rest of the month.  I’m busy working on stuff which hampers most of my free time.  Once I get through that, I can go back to reviews, where I will make obscure references to shows that ten people might have watched.   I will fit a Sledge Hammer! reference somehow into a post one day, I swear!

Quick updates:

I find Toradora! enjoyable and a bit of a guilty pleasure – it’s the only show I’ve kept up to date with this season.  Rie Kugimiya will never be out of a job, since she’ll forever voice the short, flat-chested, tsundere cuntrag character.  And Alphonse Elric, who is just a cuntrag.

Just ordered The Dark Knight and Battlestar Galactica Season 4.0 for a grand total of $22.25 after shipping.  Awesome!  One less reason to be angry at the world!  Only 932057392057329473209423 more reasons to go!

Got my Tsukasa Hiiragi and Tsuruya figmas – have yet to open them.  Not in the biblical sense, but the packaging rather.  Shrink wrap is still on them.  No, that’s not a double entendre…look, let’s just move on, okay?

Valkyria Chronicles is being turned into an anime.  Great RPG that I hope translates into a great show.  Pick up a copy of the game and blow off the layer of dust that’s collected on your PS3 if you haven’t turned it into a grill yet.

I’ll be opening up a new section of the site by the end of the year.  Yeah, no joke for this one.  Not that it needs one, since the site as a whole is a joke.

Attempting to catch up on:

• Tytania
• Tales of the Abyss
• Casshern SINS
• Shikabane Hime Aka
• Gundam 00 Season 2
• Michiko to Hatchin
• Detroit Metal City
• Clannad After Story
• Soul Eater
• Nodame Cantabile: Paris Chapter

I’ll be back Monday

Don’t go looking for me!

Isn’t bourgeoise a yogurt?

Welcome to the launch of THIS IS BONERTOWN: A SILLY BLOG from yours truly.  This blog will be the platform where I will attempt to jot down my profanity-laced rants coherently.  These tirades will mostly cover anime, manga, games and toys, though I’m sure other crap will come into play in the future.

I expect one of two things to happen: either this blog will become popular in the anime community, or I will burn out in three weeks and they’ll find me unconscious next to the dumpster behind the 7-11 reeking of alcohol.  Just kidding!  I won’t be unconscious, I’ll be dead!

Anyway, here’s to another blog.